I have to say the whole Twilight thing has rather passed me by – probably because I’m not a teenage girl. Even so, I have noticed much lusting of one of the movie’s male actors across lots of gay blogs and media. I’m not talking about Robert Pattinson, but his teenage co-star, Taylor Lautner.

I won’t go on about the dubiousness of idolising a 17-year-old as a sex object (although you won’t find pictures of the teen on this blog, clothed or otherwise). What I do find fascinating is how Rob has pretty much been left to the ladies and is very much a classic women-only phenomenon, leaving us gays cold – or are you a closet Rpattz fan?

I have attempted to analyse why Rob is such a hit with girls and not the gays: