Unlucky Channing Tatum won’t be getting a rise out of his cobra for a while after accidentally scalding his cock on the set of lensing movie, Eagle of the Ninth.

“Huh?” you might ask and you’d be right. All sounds a bit bizarre – you can read the full explanation here. According to Channing, “it pretty much burned the skin off the head of my dick.” Ouch!

Just think, the male nurse that got to attend to Channing’s manhood briefly had the luckiest job in the world.

Oh, and don’t worry, Tatum fans, G.I. Joe 2 looks very set to happen. And if you look very closely at his crotch you might see the bandage outline through the lycra.