I love the story in the UK’s Sun newspaper about how a fashionable corner of London suddenly became home to the most cultured bit of gay porn when actor Stephen Fry (Wilde, Gosford Park, Alice in Wonderland) picked up a gay mag in a Kensington pub and proceeded to read out loud some explicit naughty-naughty to his boyfriend and a couple of pals. Next thing the whole pub is listening in on Fry’s dulcet-toned narration – a bit of a change from voicing the Harry Potter audio books!

And judging from the picture it looks like someone’s bagged themselves a twink, doesn’t it Stephen… as The Sun oh so subtly puts it: “The couple looked extremely comfortable together despite Fry being twice the age of 26-year-old (Steve) Webb and about a foot taller.”